A New York attorney on Thursday said the murder of a transgender woman wasn’t worth the same punishment as if his client had killed someone “in the higher end of the community.”
“A sentence of 25 years to life is an incredibly long period of time judge,” said John Scarpa, as he asked a judge to go easy on his client, Rasheen Everett, who was convicted last month in the 2010 murder of Amanda Gonzalez-Andujar.
“Shouldn’t that be reserved for people who are guilty of killing certain classes of individuals?” asked Scarpa, according to the New York Post:
Everybody’s all excited here. We might get lesbians as low as 2000 feet. Stock up on milk and bread! Lesbians are on the way!
Is that the weather report?
Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.
seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect
On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.
:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…
I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?
Patience. Soon there’ll be enouh. And then… just think…
Lesbian angels. SO ROMANTIC.
Man. The last time we had a lesbian Christmas was when I was 8, I think. It has been FAR too long!
I fucking hate having to shovel them off the stoop so the postman can get to the box.
In my school district, you didn’t have to make up lesbian days at the end of the year when you were a senior. I really felt cheated my senior year, though, because the one day we got lesbians, they didn’t cancel school. We had a new superintendent who was from the midwest, where they of course get way more lesbians than we do out here, and she didn’t think the inch of lesbians warranted a lesbian day (obviously underestimating Seattle’s inability to drive in the lesbians). We were PISSED.
Try growing up on an island. The air is so moist that it’s pretty much impossible to get lesbians. Apparently you have to have very specific humidity levels to get a good coat of lesbians.
I still remember seeing 4ft of lesbians in Chicago, so majestic.
In the 1980s David Cameron campaigned to have Nelson Mandela executed for terrorism. Of course, Dick Cheney also said Nelson Mandela was a terrorist and voted against the Anti-Apartheid Act — a stance he defended as recently as 2000.
Pussy Galore was a lesbian. (via 11 Gay Book Characters Turned Straight for the Movie Version | Mental Floss)
Bite marks. Because sometimes it’s important to mark your territory. (via Pinterest)
Cosmo finally gets something right! (via Things You Should Never Say To A Fat Girl - Cosmopolitan)
Susan Sontag in a Rolling STone interview.